Update: Michele Bachmann’s crazy
2009 June 26
Michele Bachman continues her crazy conspiracy theory about the census that’s taking place soon. But it’s Glenn Beck’s attitude that is making people wonder what’s going on. It’s not just me. Anyone that sees the video notices that Beck is acting a little strangely at the end. He begins shaking his head and seems really impatient.
Is this just Glenn Beck disagreeing with Michelle Bachmann? Doubtful, they’re both absolute lunatics. Is this Glenn Beck throwing Michele Bachmann under a bus and separating his craziness from her craziness? I don’t think so. Could it be Glenn Beck is such an egomaniac that he loses his patience simply because he’s a spoiled little baby? Well,… if the shoe fits.
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Michele’s looking pretty crazy in that pic. If the pic on this page is actually “Godless American” he ain’t looking too sane either. Here’s some 4th of July humor for all you libs. I luv all of you of death. The world needs zombies now more than ever.
> Washington, DC — April 29, 2009
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> Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 1, 2009. The move is being made in order to save the President’s $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 3 months. It is anticipated that $7 trillion can be saved to the end of the President’s term. “We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge,” stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). “We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay,” Reynolds noted.
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> Mr. Obama was informed by email this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
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> Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technician for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2009. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY. Thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.
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> It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US And India , he will be working primarily at night. “Working nights will
allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center,” stated Mr.. Singh in an exclusive interview.
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> I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President.” A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as President Obama had never been familiar with the issues either.
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> Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all.
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> “We know these scripting tools work,” stated the spokesperson.”President Obama has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about.”
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> Obama will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
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> Mr. Obama has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Obama may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime. However, a greeter position at WalMart was suggested due to Obama’s extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.
Oh, you’re such a moderate. Moderately dishonest with yourself.
You’re a hateful little man. Assuming of course you are a man. Get over yourself, get a grip, get an education and learn the art of critical thinking. As you leave adolescence you will notice your snide, absurd comments will be left behind as well.
It’s fun to have a honest debate but your problem and really the problem with most of the left wing and ultra right wing blogs is the lack of honesty and debate. It’s your way or the highway. You view real moderates as the enemy as much as the right wingers. As a matter of fact unless one shares your hate filled opinions they are your enemy. If I type out some hate filled monologue can I be your friend?
The fact the people think that Michelle Bachman’s fanatically religious opinion is worthy of debate IS the problem. For too long American’s have given credence and respect to people that should be in an asylum.
I guess you and I will just have to agree to disagree. I find your blog interesting and enjoy reading opposing viewpoints. I am not always correct, nor am I always incorrect and know that I can learn from others. I look forward to more lively “discussions” in the future.
I am a proud right wing extremist! I won’t fill out the census other than how many people are in my family other than that my response will be, “GO FUCK YOURSELF”. And with cap and trade I may not pay income taxes until that is repealed. I am tired of my money going to the government who doesn’t give a shit about me. ALL of them can take a long walk off of a short pier. Oh and by the way GLENN BECK RULES!! Have fun!
Ohhhh, so you’re a “moran.”