God’s on a Comet?

The amino acid glycine, a fundamental building block of proteins, has been found in a comet for the first time, bolstering the theory that raw ingredients of life arrived on Earth from outer space, scientists said on Monday.

The building blocks of life, hmm.  Does that mean it’s a piece of god/dog?  Is it maybe something god/dog left behind?  Is it dog/god scat?  If only we could answer these tough questions in life.  Oh, wait…

The latest findings add credence to the notion that extraterrestrial objects such as meteorites and comets may have seeded ancient Earth, and other planets, with the raw materials of life that formed elsewhere in the cosmos.

The Stardust spacecraft creeps up on the comet's tail.

The emphasis was pleasingly added.  ”Seeded,” did they say?  Well, I’ll be a chicken’s filleted patootey.  Are comets just god/dog sperm?  Does that mean that if a comet is cuming towards Earth, and it’s big enough to just tear us in two, that we can’t use protection against them?  What will we ever do?  Abort the planet?  Wait, we can’t do that either…